What to do in the event of swallowing tabloid bullshit: a guide for the afflicted  

While it is true tabloid newspapers have zero calories, they are toxic and you should try to avoid consuming them or at least limit your exposure by consuming them in different forms instead, like papier maché, toilet paper or packing materials.  Should you find faecal matter pouring from your mouth, see a GP immediately who … Read more…

Corbyn and all his supporters smeared again by The Guardian 

The Guardian has long pursued Corbyn but Andrew Rawnsley’s latest opinion piece is visceral in its attack on the Labour leader, and all who support him.  To read the shit like this that gets written, were you to believe it, we are self-styled ‘Corbynistas’. I do not call myself that, I do not like the … Read more…

Fight bloat, candida and more with food-grade Diatomaceous Earth

I’m taking a tablespoon of food-grade Diatomaceous Earth every day in grape juice right now. As it is, to all intents and purposes, silica AKA sand, I think my party trick may eventually be the ability to crap sandcastles.  Why consume DE? Well, it stops bloating, kills yeast that shouldn’t be found in large quantities … Read more…

Poem // You’re Beautiful

You’re beautiful is what I want to say to you as we both watch the embers glow and sizzle like love slow-roasted keen and hot.