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11 hours ago
My novel WOOF! has been described as 'pants-wettingly funny' - so do be careful. I'm not responsible for 'incidents'... https://t.co/MO0vTxywkl
11 hours ago
Attempting to replace my blood with coffee. I actually awoke wanting to sleep all day. Can't have that, things to do!

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